Top 13 Signs You Might Be a Spoonie

Ever wondered if you qualify for spoonie status? Well, wonder no more. In true Letterman fashion, here’s the countdown:

Top 13 Signs You Might Be a Spoonie

13. You have to check the calendar to remember the last time you showered.

12. You’ve said, “I need to rest before I get ready,” and meant it.

11. You have multiple chronic illness memes saved on your phone, ready to deploy at any moment.

10. You’ve rescheduled a doctor’s appointment because you were too sick to go to the doctor.

9. You think meal prep means moving the snacks within arm’s reach.

8. You own more pajama pants than real pants.

7. You’ve ever thought, “Do I have enough spoons to brush my teeth AND fold laundry?”

6. Your nightstand looks like a cross between CVS and RadioShack.

5. You have a favorite brand of compression socks.

4. You’re reading this list and nodding while lying down.

3. You’ve Googled “Can I DoorDash Gatorade and a weighted blanket?”

2. You cancel plans with, “Sorry, I ran out of spoons,” and your friends actually understand.

And the number one sign you might be a spoonie…

1. Your heating pad has a first name.

Congratulations (and condolences): if you relate to most of these, you’re officially a spoonie. Don’t worry, the club has its perks — membership includes snacks, naps, and a whole lot of memes.