Dysautonomia Collection

Whether your autonomic nervous system is ghosting you entirely or just throwing daily tantrums, this collection gets it. From surprise fainting spells to heart rates that think they’re in a marathon, Dysautonomia is the drama queen of chronic illness—and we’ve got the merch to match.

Wear it. Laugh through it. Because if your body’s gonna ignore basic instructions like “stand up without blacking out,” the least you deserve is a shirt that understands.