Endometriosis Shirt – Retro Symptoms Sold Separately T-Shirt for Spoonies & the Chronically Ill

Endometriosis isn’t just a bad period — it’s chronic pain, inflammation, fatigue, and a masterclass in being dismissed. This retro-style t-shirt keeps it honest with the line “Symptoms Sold Separately,” because no two endo stories are the same, and most of them sound like medical gaslighting with a side of heating pad.

Featuring bold vintage lettering and a warm sunset stripe, this design speaks to the daily reality of living with endo — from misdiagnosis to mistreatment to the mental math of “can I stand up without screaming?” This tee offers visibility, solidarity, and a little humor — because this pain is real, but so is your style.

I’ve personally tried this shirt, and it’s super soft — like “wait, am I even wearing a shirt?” soft. It’s unisex, so it runs large for women — and good news: it barely shrinks, if at all, even after a wash and dry. Lightweight, comfy, and breathable enough for flare days.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: Prices for 2XL and above reflect increased production costs — thanks for understanding and supporting inclusive sizing!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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