Fibromyalgia Shirt – Retro Symptoms Sold Separately T-Shirt for Spoonies & the Chronically Ill

Fibromyalgia is like a full-body error message — pain, fatigue, brain fog, and vibes that definitely aren’t immaculate. This retro-style t-shirt keeps it honest with the line “Symptoms Sold Separately,” because living with fibro means learning to expect the unexpected... and then canceling plans because of it.

Featuring bold vintage lettering and a warm sunset stripe, this design speaks to the unpredictable and exhausting reality of fibro life — from the invisible pain to the visible frustration of not being believed. This tee offers visibility, solidarity, and a little humor — because at this point, laughter might be the only low-impact exercise we’ve got left.

I’ve personally tried this shirt, and it’s super soft — like “wait, am I even wearing a shirt?” soft. It’s unisex, so it runs large for women — and good news: it barely shrinks, if at all, even after a wash and dry. Lightweight, comfy, and breathable enough for flare days.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: Prices for 2XL and above reflect increased production costs — thanks for understanding and supporting inclusive sizing!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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