Flare and Fatigue Tour – Retro Sunburst Dark Tee Edition | Funny Chronic Illness Shirt

Welcome to the Flare and Fatigue Tour — where every stop is a bed, every encore is a nap, and the merch table is stocked with heating pads and electrolytes. If chronic illness had a tour, this would be the shirt.

This Retro Sunburst Dark Tee Edition features a bold vintage-style front logo and a band tee-inspired list of 150+ chronic illnesses on the back. It’s slightly sarcastic, seriously relatable, and made to start conversations. See below for full list of chronic illnesses included on the back of the tee.

I’ve personally tried this shirt, and it’s super soft — like ‘wait, am I even wearing a shirt?’ soft. It’s unisex, so it runs large for women — and good news: it barely shrinks, if at all, even after a wash and dry. Lightweight, comfy, and breathable enough for flare days.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: This is a double-sided print, which costs more to make — but don’t worry, I’ve absorbed most of that extra cost to keep the price fair.

Note: Prices for 2XL and above reflect increased production costs — thanks for understanding and supporting inclusive sizing!

Illnesses Included:

Achalasia
Acid Reflux
Acromegaly
Addison's Disease
ADHD
Aicardi Syndrome
ALS
Ankylosing Spondylitis
Aphasia
Aplastic Anemia
Arthritis
Asthma
Autoimmune Hepatitis
Autonomic Neuropathy
Barrett’s Esophagus
Behcet's Disease
Bell’s Palsy
Benign Fasciculation Syndrome
Biliary Atresia
Blood Clotting Disorders
Brain Aneurysm
Brain Injury
Bronchiectasis
Cancer
Cardiomyopathy
Celiac Disease
Cerebral Palsy
Chiari Malformation
Cholangitis
Chronic Kidney Disease
Chronic Migraine
Chronic Pain
Chronic Pancreatitis
Chronic Sinusitis
Chronic Thrombocytopenia
Cirrhosis
Cluster Headaches
Coccydynia
COPD
Crohn’s Disease
Cushing’s Syndrome
Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome
Cystic Fibrosis
Degenerative Disc Disease
Dermatomyositis
Diabetes (Type 1 & Type 2)
Diabetic Neuropathy
Diverticulitis
Dysautonomia
Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome
Endometriosis
Epilepsy
Esophageal Motility Disorders
Essential Tremor
Fatty Liver Disease
Fibromyalgia
Functional Neurological Disorder
Gastroparesis
Glaucoma
Graves’ Disease
Guillain-Barré Syndrome
Hashimoto's Thyroiditis
Heart Failure
Hemochromatosis
Hemophilia
Hepatitis B
Hepatitis C
Hidradenitis Suppurativa
Huntington's Disease
IBS / IBD
Idiopathic Hypersomnia
Interstitial Cystitis
Ischemic Colitis
Kidney Stones
Liver Disease
Long COVID
Lupus
Lyme Disease
Lymphedema
Macular Degeneration
Marfan Syndrome
Mast Cell Activation Syndrome
ME/CFS
Meningitis
Ménière’s Disease
Migraine
Mitral Valve Prolapse
Mixed Connective Tissue Disease
Motor Neuron Disease
Multiple Chemical Sensitivity
Multiple Sclerosis
Muscular Dystrophy
Myasthenia Gravis
Myelofibrosis
Myocarditis
Narcolepsy
Nephrotic Syndrome
Neuropathy
New Persistent Daily Headache
Osteoarthritis
Osteogenesis Imperfecta
Osteomyelitis
Osteoporosis
Pancreatitis
PANS/PANDAS
Parkinson's Disease
PCOS
Pericarditis
Peripheral Artery Disease
Peripheral Neuropathy
Pituitary Disorders
Pleural Effusion
Polymorphous Light Eruption
Polymyalgia Rheumatica
POTS
Primary Biliary Cholangitis
Primary Sclerosing Cholangitis
Psoriasis
Psoriatic Arthritis
Pulmonary Arterial Hypertension
Pulmonary Fibrosis
Raynaud’s Disease
Reactive Arthritis
Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy
Restless Legs Syndrome
Retinitis Pigmentosa
Rheumatoid Arthritis
Sarcoidosis
Sciatica
Scleroderma
Seizure Disorder
SIBO
Sickle Cell Disease
Sjogren’s Syndrome
Sleep Apnea
Spina Bifida
Spinal Cord Injury
Stiff-Person Syndrome
Stroke (Post-Stroke Effects)
Syringomyelia
Tachycardia Syndrome
Tendinitis
Thrombophilia
Thyroid Disease
TMJ Disorder
Torticollis
Tourette Syndrome
Trigeminal Neuralgia
Ulcerative Colitis
Uterine Fibroids
Vasculitis
Vertigo
Vulvodynia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Learn more about our shirts here and view our Returns and Exchanges Policy here.

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