Flare and Fatigue Tour – Retro Sunburst Light Tee Edition | Funny Chronic Illness Shirt

Welcome to the Flare and Fatigue Tour — where every stop is a bed, every encore is a nap, and the merch table is stocked with heating pads and electrolytes. If chronic illness had a tour, this would be the shirt.

This Sunburst Edition features a retro sunrise-style front logo and a band tee-inspired list of 150+ chronic illnesses on the back. It’s bold, vintage, and just the right amount of ironic. See below for full list of chronic illnesses included on the back of the tee.

I’ve personally tried this shirt, and it’s super soft — like ‘wait, am I even wearing a shirt?’ soft. It’s unisex, so it runs large for women — and good news: it barely shrinks, if at all, even after a wash and dry. Lightweight, comfy, and breathable enough for flare days.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: This is a double-sided print, which costs more to make — but don’t worry, I’ve absorbed most of that extra cost to keep the price fair.

Note: Prices for 2XL and above reflect increased production costs — thanks for understanding and supporting inclusive sizing!

Illnesses Included:
Adrenal Insufficiency
Allergies
Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Deficiency
Alzheimer’s
Ankylosing Spondylitis
Anxiety Disorders
Arthritis
Asthma
Ataxia
Autoimmune Encephalitis
Autonomic Dysfunction
Autonomic Neuropathy
Behcet’s Disease
Bipolar Disorder
Brachial Neuritis
Brain Injury
Brain Lesions
Cancer
Cardiomyopathy
Celiac Disease
Central Sensitization
Chiari Malformation
Chronic Bronchitis
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
Chronic Infections
Chronic Kidney Disease
Chronic Lyme
Chronic Migraine
Chronic Myofascial Pain
Chronic Pain
Chronic Pancreatitis
Chronic Sinusitis
Chronic Urticaria
Churg-Strauss Syndrome
CIPD
CIRS
Cluster Headaches
Coccydynia
Complex PTSD
Congenital Heart Disease
Congestive Heart Failure
COPD
Crohn’s Disease
CRPS
Cushing’s Disease
Degenerative Disc Disease
Depression
Dermatomyositis
Diabetes (Type 1 and 2)
Diabetic Neuropathy
Diverticulitis
Dysautonomia
Eczema
EDS
Endometriosis
Epilepsy
Essential Tremor
Fibromyalgia
Functional Neurological Disorder
Gastroparesis
Gastrointestinal Disorders
Generalized Anxiety Disorder
GERD
Glaucoma
Graves’ Disease
Guillain-Barré
Hashimoto’s
Heart Arrhythmias
Heart Block
Heart Failure
Hemiplegic Migraine
Hidradenitis Suppurativa
Histamine Intolerance
Hyperadrenergic POTS
Hypermobile EDS
Hypermobility Spectrum Disorder
Hypertension
Hypoglycemia
Hypothyroidism
IBD
IC/BPS
Idiopathic Hypersomnia
IgA Deficiency
Immune Dysfunction
Inflammatory Arthritis
Interstitial Cystitis
Intracranial Hypertension
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Lichen Planus
Liver Disease
Long COVID
Lupus
Lymphedema
Lyme Disease
MAC Lung Disease
MAC Infection
Macular Degeneration
Mast Cell Activation Syndrome
ME/CFS
Median Arcuate Ligament Syndrome
Menieres Disease
Mental Health Disorders
Migraine
Mitral Valve Prolapse
Mitochondrial Disorders
Mixed Connective Tissue Disease
Motility Disorders
Multiple Autoimmune Syndrome
Multiple Chemical Sensitivities
Multiple Sclerosis
Myasthenia Gravis
Myocarditis
Myofascial Pain Syndrome
Myositis
Narcolepsy
Neurological Disorders
Neuropathy
OCD
Optic Neuritis
Orthostatic Hypotension
Osteoarthritis
Osteopenia
Osteoporosis
Panic Disorder
PANS/PANDAS
PCOS
Pelvic Floor Dysfunction
Peripheral Neuropathy
Peripartum Cardiomyopathy
Peroneal Nerve Injury
PES
PINEs
POTS
Primary Biliary Cholangitis
Primary Immunodeficiency
Psoriasis
Psoriatic Arthritis
Pulmonary Fibrosis
Pulmonary Hypertension
RA
Raynaud’s
Reactivated EBV
Reflux
Restless Leg Syndrome
Rheumatic Heart Disease
Rheumatoid Arthritis
Rosacea
Sarcoidosis
Scleroderma
Sjogren’s
Sleep Apnea
Spinal Stenosis
SPS
SPSD
Syringomyelia
Tachycardia
TBI
Tethered Cord Syndrome
Thyroid Disease
TMJ Disorder
TOS
Trauma Disorders
Trigeminal Neuralgia
Ulcerative Colitis
Undifferentiated Connective Tissue Disease
Uterine Disorders
Vasculitis
Vertigo
Viral Myocarditis

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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