Functional Neurological Disorder Shirt – Retro Symptoms Sold Separately T-Shirt for Spoonies & the Chronically Ill

Functional Neurological Disorder (FND) presents with neurological symptoms like weakness, movement disorders, or sensory changes that don’t have an obvious structural cause but are very real and often disabling. This retro-style t-shirt keeps it straightforward with the line “Symptoms Sold Separately,” because FND symptoms can be unpredictable and vary widely from person to person.

Featuring bold vintage lettering and a warm sunset stripe, this design shines a light on the often misunderstood and invisible challenges of living with FND. This tee offers visibility, solidarity, and a touch of humor — because managing this complex disorder deserves to be done with style.

I’ve personally tried this shirt, and it’s super soft — like “wait, am I even wearing a shirt?” soft. It’s unisex, so it runs large for women — and good news: it barely shrinks, if at all, even after a wash and dry. Lightweight, comfy, and breathable enough for flare days.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: Prices for 2XL and above reflect increased production costs — thanks for understanding and supporting inclusive sizing!

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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