I Got a Text – I Met My Deductible Sticker | Funny Chronic Illness Vinyl for Spoonies

I Got a Text – I Met My Deductible is for everyone who’s been on a first-name basis with their insurance portal since January. You’ve battled prior authorizations, cryptic billing codes, and twelve separate “specialist” visits just to unlock this magical moment: the deductible is finally met — and you have the text to prove it.

This high-quality vinyl sticker pairs well with medical binders, pill organizers, emotional support water bottles, and the broken dreams of anyone navigating chronic illness in the U.S. healthcare system.

Ideal for spoonies, chronically ill folks, and anyone who’s ever felt a weird mix of victory and financial trauma at the end of an insurance year. Durable, waterproof, and bubble-free — because at least your sticker should stick.

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker. 

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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