Lupus Shirt – Retro Symptoms Sold Separately T-Shirt for Spoonies & the Chronically Ill

Lupus is an overachiever in all the wrong ways — joint pain, fatigue, flares, rashes, and organ drama no one asked for. This retro-style t-shirt keeps it honest with the line “Symptoms Sold Separately,” because when your immune system decides to freestyle, every day feels like a new episode.

Featuring bold vintage lettering and a warm sunset stripe, this design speaks to the unpredictable and exhausting nature of lupus — from medical gaslighting to those mysterious symptoms your doctor swears can’t be related. This tee offers visibility, solidarity, and a little humor — because sometimes sarcasm is the only anti-inflammatory that’s free.

I’ve personally tried this shirt, and it’s super soft — like “wait, am I even wearing a shirt?” soft. It’s unisex, so it runs large for women — and good news: it barely shrinks, if at all, even after a wash and dry. Lightweight, comfy, and breathable enough for flare days.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: Prices for 2XL and above reflect increased production costs — thanks for understanding and supporting inclusive sizing!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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