POTS Shirt – Retro Symptoms Sold Separately T-Shirt for Spoonies & the Chronically Ill

POTS is one of the only conditions where standing up feels like an extreme sport. Heart racing, vision fading, dizziness on demand — it’s basically your body hitting the panic button for no good reason. This retro-style t-shirt keeps it honest with the line “Symptoms Sold Separately,” because when your autonomic nervous system flakes out, no two days look alike.

Featuring bold vintage lettering and a warm sunset stripe, this design captures the lived reality of POTS — from salt cravings and compression gear to the ongoing debate of “Can I shower today without dying?” This tee offers visibility, solidarity, and a little humor — because when your body won't cooperate, at least your outfit can.

I’ve personally tried this shirt, and it’s super soft — like “wait, am I even wearing a shirt?” soft. It’s unisex, so it runs large for women — and good news: it barely shrinks, if at all, even after a wash and dry. Lightweight, comfy, and breathable enough for flare days.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: Prices for 2XL and above reflect increased production costs — thanks for understanding and supporting inclusive sizing!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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