Showering is My Kryptonite T-Shirt_Black Logo

Show the world what every spoonie already knows: showers can feel like a boss-level battle! This witty “Showering is My Kryptonite” tee perfectly captures the daily struggle of anyone living with chronic illness, POTS, or fatigue-related conditions. Minimalist and bold, it’s designed to make you laugh, start conversations, and remind others that invisible battles are real.

Soft, breathable cotton keeps you comfy whether you’re horizontal on the couch or heroically braving that shower. Wear it proudly — because admitting your kryptonite is true strength.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Note: Prices for 2XL and above reflect increased production costs — thanks for understanding and supporting inclusive sizing!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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