Witch Please I’m Out of Spoons Shirt – Funny Spoonie Halloween Comfort Colors Tee

Witch, please… I’m out of spoons. This Halloween spoonie tee says it all — equal parts spooky and spoonie humor. With five bewitched spoons front and center, it’s the perfect mix of seasonal style and chronic illness relatability.

Printed on premium Comfort Colors tees, known for their ultra-soft, vintage-wash feel and relaxed unisex fit. Comfort Colors are garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look and heavier than standard tees, making this shirt a cozy favorite all season long.

Makes a great funny gift for the spoonie in your life — or a treat for yourself if chronic illness life already handed you enough tricks.

Details:
• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton (garment-dyed, pre-shrunk)
• Relaxed, unisex fit — runs true to size
• Soft, heavier weight fabric with vintage look
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem
• Sourced from Honduras

Note: Prices for 2XL and above reflect increased production costs — thanks for understanding and supporting inclusive sizing!

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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